Went to Lowes and came home with corona

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 06/03/2020 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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... pruning shears

Was going to buy Craftsman shea rs but these are way more funny.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 14:33

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Yeah, this was definitely the way to go :)

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 06/03/2020 at 14:39

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I wonder how many sales they’ve lost by simply being named Corona?

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 14:41

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But will you keep this one more than 14 days before you pass it in to someone else?

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 15:00

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I’d almost bet that Constellation Brands is experiencing  an uptick in Corona sales t he size of which hasn’t been seen since The Fast and the Furious.  

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 06/03/2020 at 15:07

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I’ve tried to give it to everyone but they keep just running away.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 15:11

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Try wearing a mask so they won’t know it’s you and they’ll feel safe until you’re too close to escape. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 15:15

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Volute spring spotted. Common on US tank suspensions of WWII.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 15:24

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I dunno, but they just gained one because of it.

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 06/03/2020 at 15:26

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Brilliant!

Victorinoo > CalzoneGolem 06/03/2020 at 16:08

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Is it as bad as they say it is?

CalzoneGolem > Victorinoo 06/04/2020 at 07:37

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Worse.